friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

(via ruinedchildhood)

knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

(via land-of-lewis)

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

(via ruinedchildhood)

revoult:

shawnali:



medicalschool:

The Human Brain



The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 


i am both fascinated and grossed out by this

revoult:

shawnali:

medicalschool:

The Human Brain

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

i am both fascinated and grossed out by this

(via smileonsunshine)

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

(via ruinedchildhood)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

(via okay)

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

hirachieh:

vvebkinz:

IDRK WHO THIS GUY IS BUT HE PUSHED ME AROUND IN THIS SHOPPING CART ALL NIGHT AND GOT ME A HELMET SO SHOUTOUT TO HIM


can he push me into a headboard?

hirachieh:

vvebkinz:

IDRK WHO THIS GUY IS BUT HE PUSHED ME AROUND IN THIS SHOPPING CART ALL NIGHT AND GOT ME A HELMET SO SHOUTOUT TO HIM

can he push me into a headboard?

(via slapmytitties)

(via okay)

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