lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

(via thefuuuucomics)

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(via thefuuuucomics)

warrenbuchholz:

Stop Victim Blaming campaign poster series.

(via tuhree)

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

(via morphintimes)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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(via thefuuuucomics)

cooba22:

This one wins

(via everydayisordinary)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(via everydayisordinary)

If you haven’t seen Blackfish I highly suggest you watch it. If you have and you still support captive marine animals, you’re stupid.

skoloton:

son-neko:

skoloton:

if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong

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Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

(via okay)

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

(via ruinedchildhood)

knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

(via land-of-lewis)

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

(via ruinedchildhood)

FrankieMai.
Legal To Buy Porn&Vote&Drink Legally.
Piercings&Tattoos.
Vegetarian for 8+ years.
Currently attending college to become a Forensic Scientist.

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